Yesterday, I went and picked up my bib for the NYC Half Marathon. The woman gave me my bib and put this wristband on me. She told me I needed to wear it in order to get into my corral on Sunday. Hold on! You mean I need to wear this for two days?!

Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night. I saw the wristband and for a split second, I couldn't figure out what it was. Was I in the hospital? Was I at a club the night before?